SCHEDULE DRAFT REGULAR SEASON RECORDS PLAYOFF RECORDS CUFA BOWL RECORDS RULES
1989 1990 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008
2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 2026 2027 2028
2029 2030 2031 2032 2033 2034 2035 2036 2037 2038 2039 2040 2041 2042 2043 2044 2045 2046 2047 2048
CARPETBAGGERS
CREEPING DEATH
HINDENBURG
GROUND CREW
IMPERIAL
RUMBLERS
MONCTON FC
NORFOLK & CHANCE
ROAD DOGS
SOCAL SURFDADDY WOMBATS
SQUEALERS
TAILGATERS
TATOR TOTS
TEACHMEHOW
TOSAMMY
WEXFORD STEAMERS
WHARF RATS
WOOD CHUCKERS
YINZERS IN
THE BURGH
1996
CUFA BOWL CHAMPION
FIGHTING THESPIANS
TOTAL LEAGUE POINTS SCORED: 4,013
FINAL STANDINGS
  Northern Division W L T PCT GB PF PA
1 Glenwillard Gladiators 9 4 0 0.692 --- 360 303
2 Eat My Shorts 8 4 1 0.654 0.5 329 263
3 Turbo Moles 6 6 1 0.500 2.5 288 317
4 Robinson Hooters 4 9 0 0.308 5 223 289
5 Beachcombers 3 10 0 0.231 6 235 310
  Central Division W L T PCT GB PF PA
1 Al Bundy's Bashers 8 4 1 0.654 --- 289 279
2 Road Dogs 7 4 2 0.615 0.5 350 276
3 Furpachie Indians 7 6 0 0.538 1.5 297 303
4 Tombstones 6 7 0 0.462 2.5 260 283
5 Gravity Storm 5 8 0 0.385 3.5 320 287
  Southern Division W L T PCT GB PF PA
1 Fighting Thespians 9 3 1 0.731 --- 276 237
2 Wombats with Hemorrhoids 7 5 1 0.577 2 313 308
3 Leisure Kings 5 8 0 0.385 4.5 249 264
4 Oriental Lickmasters 3 9 1 0.269 6 224 294
OWNERS
Don Autry 8
Bruce Bauer 8
Ralph Canterbury 8
Denny Colo 7
Steve Kingsland 7
Tom Pauchnik 7
John Ridge 7
Jack Griffin 6
Joe Jaspers 6
Greg Smith 6
Mark Brennan 5
Jay Jones 5
Ken Ross 5
Tim Dietz 2
Larry Jones 2
   
CUFA BOWL VIII
FIGHTING THESPIANS 24 21 EAT MY SHORTS
  QB Dave Kreig MVP CHI 9 1 OAK Jeff Hostetler QB  
  RB Jamal Anderson ATL 1 0 SEA Chris Warren RB  
RB Terrell Davis HOF DEN 4 1 KC Marcus Allen HOF RB
  WR Chris Sanders HOU 1 5 GB Antonio Freeman WR  
  WR Darnay Scott CIN 0 1 DET Herman Moore WR  
  K John Kasay CAR 7 5 IND Cory Blanchard K  
  DF John Randle MIN 2 6 SD Junior Seau HOF DF  
  D Troy Vincent PHI 0 2 CAR Lamar Lathon D  
  DB Darren Perry PIT 0 0 PIT Rod Woodson HOF DB  
 
PLAYOFFS
Quarter Finals
Al Bundy's Bashers 24 40 Wombats with Hemorrhoids
Eat My Shorts 21 19 Road Dogs
Semi Finals
Fighting Thespians 22 20 Wombats with Hemorrhoids
Glenwillard Gladiators 29 46 Eat My Shorts
 
FIRST ROUND PICKS
1 Fighting Thespians Lawrence Phillips RB STL
2 Wombats with Hemorrhoids Eddie George RB TEN
3 Oriental Lickmasters Tim Biakabatuka RB CAR
4 Wombats with Hemorrhoids Terry Glenn WR NE
5 Al Bundy's Bashers Keyshawn Johnson WR NYJ
6 Gravity Storm Aaron Hayden RB SD
7 Robinson Hooters Leeland McElroy RB ARI
8 Al Bundy's Bashers Karim Abdul-Jabbar RB MIA
9 Glenwillard Gladiators Terry Kirby RB SF
10 Robinson Hooters Darnay Scott WR CIN
11 Leisure Kings Quentin Coryatt DF IND
12 Leisure Kings Joe Nedney K NYJ
13 Wombats with Hemorrhoids Derrick Mayes WR GB
14 Eat My Shorts Marcus Allen HOF RB KC
TOP TEN SCORERS
1 Brett Favre HOF QB 87
2 John Kasay K 83
3 Al Del Greco K 81
4 John Elway HOF QB 76
5 Jeff Wilkins K 76
6 Cary Blanchard K 74
7 Terry Allen RB 72
8 Norm Johnson K 69
9 Jason Elam K 68
10 Chris Jacke K 68
 
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